El Primero

Things That Are Awesome*

1. The fake coyote the golf course has gotten to keep the geese off.  It even has glowing eyes.
2. Watching the bus pull away, three minutes early, when it is almost 10pm and you are still standing across the street.  Uncomfortably close to the ghetto.
   
3. Deciding to hop the fence to cut across the golf course, thereby minimizing the time spent walking the streets of Mesa, and realizing that thanks to a month and a half of rock climbing every week, it's doable.**
4. Promptly getting drenched by a sprinkler on aforementioned golf course.
   
5. Getting home to the incompetent trojan that has infected my already-dying computer, throwing Norton into a tizzy and not really accomplishing much else.
6. One of the themes for Branding on Vox is "Bank of America."  Now, I could see perhaps advertising for something you really, really like, such as Pepsi or iPods or something, but the Bank of America?  Seriously?
   
7. Working for so long on making The New Blog Endeavour pretty that you no longer have a thing to say.
8. Giving up to watch Scrubs**.

*_{If by "awesome," one means "annoying, mundane. or barely worthy of note}."
**_{Except for these.  These are actually awesome***. 
***In the colloquial meaning, of course.}